
A Dua Lipa/Fearne Cotton type would be ideal. Would best suit someone with a background in acting, theatre or spoken word poetry.
We need a strong, sassy read of the following:
Death to saggy butts
Sweaty work shirt pits
Farewell to holy crotches showing your bits
Out with dress down days - everyday
You’re better than toothpaste stained T’s.
Stop working out in thermals ‘cos they’re the only stretchy thing clean
That outfit? More disaster than Vrikshasana
And your neighbours are sick of your power snatch
In 2020, some of us got a bit too comfortable
But
Comfort can be sleek…
Sculpting
Flattering
And fierce
APPLICANTS MUST SUPPLY A TAPE RECORDING THE LINES ABOVE.
THE RECORDING WILL BE WC 16th NOV IN SOHO, LONDON.
Audition / Rehearsal / Production dates
Wc 16th Nov in LondonJob payment
Fixed price of £1000 - ALL USAGE INCLUDED. All Advertising and digital channels, global usage for 2 years
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UPDATE: When applying, please send a full test VO of the whole script:
Death to saggy butts
Sweaty work shirt pits
Farewell to holy crotches showing your bits
Out with dress down days - everyday
You’re better than toothpaste stained T’s.
And lose elastic
Stop working out in thermals ‘cos they’re the only stretchy thing clean
That outfit? More disaster than Vrikshasana
And your neighbours are sick of your power snatch (ALT - thruster)
In 2020, some of us got a bit too comfortable
But comfortable doesn’t have to be…. [visuals]
Comfort can be sleek…
Sculpting
Flattering
And fierce
So whether we WFH, live at work or are home working out -
In 2021 we’ll look the business to do business
And werk it when we work-out
We’ll wear less bllsht - and we’ll wear it better.
Edited 30 October 2020
Confident female voiceover
We need a confident, 30ish, got-your-stuff-together, energetic voice, with a neutral UK accent, capable of delivering a punchy read with great rhythm and musicality. A Dua Lipa/Fearne Cotton type would be ideal. Would best suit someone with a background in acting, theatre or spoken word poetry.
Female, aged 25 to 40
- Acting experience: Previous paid speaking roles
Applications closed 3 November 2020.